shat

the ancient Egyptian currency

I sold my fish and got 20 pounds of shat

by history guru December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

shat day

National shat day occurs on December 22nd. It’s one day of the year that Shat is formally recognized by her friends and is treated like royalty.

Shat day is the best day!

Let’s celebrate shat day by telling her how much we appreciate her!

by shedaddylol December 22, 2020

shatted on

Another word for shitted on but the term used for shatted

I just shatted on you you suc balls

by Aleexander October 28, 2020

shat

past tense of shit

person one: dude i shat all over the floor
person two: when was it like a hour ago
mom :what the hell was it liquid shit or normal shit?

by biggieweinersuck October 29, 2020

shat

shat, a more idiotic way to say " shit "
or a more friendly way.

person1: you little piece of shi-
person2: shat

by piss yellow bed November 8, 2020