Shannon

Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.

by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019

Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.

Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!

by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019

Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...

Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.

by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020

Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 26, 2020

The luis Shannon show

Not racist snowflakes are nonces

That the luis Shannon show bloke is well good and not racist and snowflakes are stinky nonces

by Boris shnelevlickock December 27, 2020

shannon

so hot yummy, dannon is her nickname, loves reece stenhouse xo

shannons bum is so smelly but yummy!

by die cherrie xoxoxox February 19, 2021

Shannon

A dirty sket who likes to have sex with youngers and says she’s gonna stab people called Polly

Polly-walking about

Shannon- I’ll stab that bitch Istg

by Girlyruby July 20, 2022