titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

Queer Gut

Very similar to a beer gut, but it resembles a gay man's stomach full of presumably semen.

Damn man, Chaz is rocking the queer gut over there by the bar.

by robtomus April 20, 2018

Casual Queer

Casually banging guys for fun whilst being in a committed straight relationship

"Hey Bro do u want to go casual queer with me? I'm bored and horny. "

by Jimbosmith November 23, 2017

Music queer

A person who overly obsesses over music, goes as far as looking up new music to seem "cool" to his friends.

Person 1: "Guys look at this new song that I just discovered, bet you've never heard it before."
Person 2: "Shut up, music queer."

by FlyingPotato38 February 21, 2017

Hippie queer

A smelly homosexual that is always stoned.

person1:*sits down*
person 2:outta my seat hippie queer.

by fugginniggerfaggot March 11, 2017

totsie queer

A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.

Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!

by bitchesmcbitches12345 June 25, 2013