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Chain Poke

Chain poking is the practice of sexing several sexual partners in succession, sometimes using the condom of a finished sexsesssionto continue the next. The term chain poker often also refers to a person who fornicates relatively constantly, though not necessarily chaining each sexual partner.
Jason chain poked his date with that busty girl from tilly's last night
by MasterPancake February 25, 2020
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Love Poke

When a man pokes his partner with his semi to fully erect genitals with no intent of initiating sex.
While spooning and watching Netflix with my boyfriend, I felt him give me a love poke from behind.
by Nightphilly August 25, 2016
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poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.
by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018
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Poke the critter

Teenage boys spend a lot of time talking about how much they want to poke the critter
by Duke Dillon November 2, 2019
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Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.
by Tay_raaw July 27, 2021
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Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.
Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day
by coradia January 20, 2013
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Poke Pyramid

1. A pyramid of pokes.
2. When IMing your friends, you might decide to spam them with this.
3. Used in a Poke War to win.
4. Total spam that is in the shape of a pyramid... containing the word: poke.
Example Of A Poke Pyramid:

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This is a complete Poke Pyramid. Also used as spam. :) This took me sooo long!!!!
by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011
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