Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse

That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.

by Mystery016 December 30, 2011

Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp

That mr midget over there is so gay

by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019

midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.

You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!

by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021

dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD

person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022

Midget Spinner

The act of laying on one's back with an erection, then having a midget take said erection in anally to then also lay on their back and be spun by the man laying down

A: Yo, how did the date with that chick go?
B: Pretty well, by the end of it we did a good ol' midget spinner
A: Damn bro

by A disembodied leg of big size December 19, 2021

Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."

Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!

by ProfessionalGangMember March 13, 2022

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020