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jesse b

jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist. no person has won more championships or achieved greater feats in the cycling world than jesse b has.
luke: "I am the worlds greatest cyclist."
jon arbuckle: "actually no, jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist, and he will be forever."
by racist (I love racing cars) January 5, 2021
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jess

a typical lesbian. usually can be found eating the ass of her girlfriend, nonstop masturbating, and crying over the amount of french fries they consume.
'She's such a Jess! Look at her, she's just so... Gay."
by aubreethegay June 4, 2017
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jess margera

Brother to skateboarding jackass Bam Margera of viva la bam, jackass and haggard fame.

The "other" son of ape and phil margera.

Jess found his fame as drummer of rock band CKY.
Listen to the great drumming by jess margera in the following songs by cky "96 quite bitter beings" "Escape from hellview" and "Sporadic Movement"
by 2912clover January 18, 2006
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jesse jackson

A man who gets involved with everything that involves a black person, and thinks that he is needed everytime that something happens. He turns everything into a race issue. If Micheal Jackson is in trouble, its a race issue, if O.J. Simpson kills someone, its a race issue.
**breaking news** Chicago man kills wife. Jesse Jackson has released a statement on this, althought having no relation or having anything to do with this, saying, "Had this been a white man killing his wife, no one would have made a big deal of it, this is all because of race."

Give it a rest Jackson, quit your dayjob.
by Danderson July 16, 2008
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jess punch

Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!
"dude I just got Jess punch'ed on the weekend! IT WAS INSANE
by TheMotherFuckingTruth January 23, 2015
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jess and dasha

best friends who say they aren't lesbian for each other but really are, but nobody believes them.
jess and dasha are made for each other even if they deny it, but everyone knows
by what handle January 14, 2019
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Jesse Kim

Someone who falls off the map so that the enemy cant get his loot.
I'm about to die! I'm doing a Jesse Kim!
by Jonderson1 March 25, 2022
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