Hooped

Colloquialism: means figuratively you are defeated; literal meaning: raped

You're hooped, my friend, I have a straight flush

by Wifey 7643279 October 26, 2020

dunking on the hoop

the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.

I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop

by Genius_troll November 1, 2020

Dunk On The Hoops

When you ejaculate through a woman's hoop earring and goes through.

We was fucking and this bitch had big ass earrings so you already know I had to dunk on the hoops.

by Pb_n_John November 1, 2020

hoop

Los Angeles County Sheriff's way of saying 'cruiser, patrol car, radio car'.

Deputy Mandes got his hoop rear ended.

by lssheriff May 5, 2021

Doctor Hoop

A time paradox. An event where things happen endlessly.

"Trunks going back in time to bone Bulma? That's kind of a Doctor Hoop isn't it?"

by SabbyNeko September 29, 2013

da hoop

Noun: a dog with the name pepper who runs the household

Hes da hoop.

Ay! Da hoop wants a piece of your meatball.

by Da hoop's my boss October 19, 2013

static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.

Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.

by betsandbits February 19, 2012