beat myself

The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.

The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.

by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023

I myersed myself

To screw yourself over in cards. ”

Also always in the friends zone.

“Ah shit, I Myersed myself!”

by Shakes224 August 7, 2023

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Myself

Wow, ok, so that's what I mean about the "property." So, if that's your response to the question "what do you have to offer a man?" You're offering yourself... To the man... AS WHAT? Like... Is it AS *Insert POSSESSIVE pronoun* Woman? You're HIS now?

Woman "What do YOU have to offer a woman?"

Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"

Woman "Myself."

Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Secretion myself

The act of cumming in your pants

You made me Secretion myself

by Hatman5342 April 5, 2024

i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

SAME! the solution is to commit suicide! go do it!

every one says i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024

myself

i wish i was skinny, i hate my belly, i hate my thighs, god why the fuck wont u fix me. i hate my hair, i hate my face, i wish i was like the girls he likes. i hate when my mom tells me that i look like my father more and more as time goes on, i hate my dad for not being present, and i hate my mom for blaming it on me. i hate my mother for being so dependent of man, when they only fuck up and make u feel bad. i hate my mother even more of the thought of her being with a man. though i am really grateful she was dependent i learned from her to be dependent, she killed my hopes, my believes, and everything i read on fairy-tales just disappeared like that. man i hate myself even more when blaming my mom for all this things.

me: *accidentally breaks cup while doing dishes*
mom: fuck why cant u do anything right , ur just a waste of space ... every time i look at u i see ur father on u , get out of my sight
me:*cries and hates myself even more*

by trauma_girl November 25, 2021