February 9

you and your best friend have to exchange hoodies for 1 week.

Alexa & ema: its February 9!!!!!!
mike: so?
Alexa: you get to exchange your hoodie with your best friend!!
mike: oh shit let me join-

by Monkey_Me February 7, 2020

february fools

February fools, unlike april fools where something false is declared, is when people say something they love, and mean it.

I love pooping. February fools!

by josjuhoo February 1, 2014

No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

by P R E C U I S E November 4, 2018

February 19th

February 19th is throw a friend named Landon down a flight of stairs day.

You: It’s February 19th...

Landon: Fuck.

by booshybitch February 15, 2020

February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

by Philosopher69 February 15, 2020

February 15

Annoy Squidward Day

Spongebob: Do you know what to today is?
Squidward: Annoy Squidward Day?
Spongebob: No silly that's on February 15

by Mr_Freeman February 16, 2020

February 9th

national pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. god damn that’s a good day

wow she was born on pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. whatta catch
february 9th: a great day Igor the history book

by blesseddave February 18, 2020