False doctrine

When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.

Person 1) my dicks 12” long

Person 2) that’s false doctrine

by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019

false fit

something that was fake

Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.

by JustTrey January 16, 2023

FALSE LOVE

A brand name that is designated for homosexual men who gain inspiration from tight clothing, uncoordinated color ways, and frank ocean.

Brett rocks false love daily while spreading love to other men.

by AlrightIToldYou January 18, 2023

False Happiness

…………..real suffering is not known

I can kill all the false happiness I can make you all just as miserable AS YOU CAN BE HOHOHOHO!

by Cenafan February 16, 2023

False Dichotomy

It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.

That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.

Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷

by Hym Iam January 2, 2024

False trust

To create false trust in someone usually in an attempt to gain information, often a falsification of identity through media or in person is employed.

I told my sister over the phone I killed him. That wasn't your sister it was a cop using a false trust.

by WGstyles October 11, 2023

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023