Dylan is the most retarded person you will ever meet. Most people call him a fag and it's true. If u see a wild Dylan in the wild, scream "your an asshat" And he will become offended and call you ready or hit your shots in fortnite.
by Laffy Dumbledore May 29, 2018
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Get the dylan mug.Dylan is a perverted freak. He doesn't know when to stop, and doesn't care about his friends feelings. He would betray his friends just to get with his girl. He has no respect for people and is a selfish, low life asshole.
by Asshole named Dylan June 1, 2018
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The only dude with a vagina and a super long neck. Usually they like to suck on there vagina with there super long neck. But he also has a cock in his ass (that of course he sucks as well).
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he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011
Get the Dylan mug.a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008
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