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bummy disease

when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.
karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”

steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”
by big keelungus January 19, 2019
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Hoebagginsons disease

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.
That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.
by Gaylors May 30, 2018
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Puldicking Disease

A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.
He has puldicking disease, and it feels so good when we fuck.
by Chrispy Chicken4000 June 4, 2018
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Spongebob Disease

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
by ChildEater6964202121 March 1, 2023
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Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.
-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
by Cactus657 March 14, 2023
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MIT disease

Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023
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diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.
Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"
by zyewaxx December 22, 2022
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