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untangle-dangle

What you periodically hafta do with your handset's curly-cord to get da knots outta it --- when it gets snarled up enough, simply tugging on it just doesn't do da trick anymore... ya gotta actually unplug da cord at both ends, carefully unravel da kinks, and then suspend da cord from one end so that it can hang freely to allow it to "naturally" untwist and "equalize" itself.
Adding a swivel-adapter to your handset-cord can indeed sometimes help to reduce its getting all wrapped up around itself and save your having to perform da untangle-dangle so often, but da problem with these doodads is dat dey tend to not have very good swivel-contacts, and so you soon get a lot of static and intermittent sound. Plus da cheaper units tend to not swivel very easily, and so you gotta keep spraying them wif WD-40 to keep them twisting around freely.
by QuacksO January 3, 2019
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Dangle

Word describing the hanging little turd off of the edge of your crack
Holy shit dangles are so annoying, it takes so much time to clean.
by alex.limlar February 15, 2019
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Dangle

Being out the gate and/or doing out the gate things.
Person #1 ; 'your out the gate'
Person #2 ; 'heh dangle dangle'
by ×ouzg8_dangle×~ June 1, 2018
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bingle bongle dingle dangle

a slur or different word for playing a snare drum while masterbating.
"bro when i get home imma watch someone bingle bongle dingle dangle"
by squbwarb January 22, 2023
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g-dangle

An informal nickname used to refer to someone of great respect and familiarity. For proper use, both the speaking and receiving parties in the word's utterance should be of similarly high social standing; it is a term which connotes respect of an equal.
"Ayuh, g-dangle"
"How good it is to once again be in your esteemed presence, friend"
by preposterous g December 30, 2023
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a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent
“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”
by bababooeyman69 October 29, 2023
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Rights Dangling

“Rights Dangling” is a method used by politicians to scare citizens into donating money and voting for them. Politicians from both parties will constantly “fight” over your rights (all for show) instead of focusing on changes that would benefit society. And this is why we hear about abortion and guns on the daily rather than small achievable things like banning certain cancerous foods, increasing pay for teachers, and other things that would improve your life.

Having your rights dangled above you on a daily basis will severely polarize you and put you in a permanent bad mood. However, this bad mood makes you more likely to donate money and rally for a certain side’s cause.

Even though everyone agrees that these certain things are rights that should be limited and left there. Like how guns may not be an issue if assault weapons were banned and the legal age of purchase was, say, raised to an age where people’s brains were fully developed.

But, this method of politicing is a f***big gold mine. Officials don’t actually need to get anything done and can get paid to speak to crowds of angry people while we see zero progress for long periods of time.

And somehow they all get rich in the process?
Vote for me and I’ll protect your right to abortion!
Perosn: “damnn our congresswoman is constantly Rights Dangling… I swear to god I haven’t seen her do anything that’s made a change in like 10 years… but Pete’s mom keeps donating to her?”

Senator whatshisface is coming after your right to bear arms! Vote for me and donate to the cause today and I’ll make sure no one lays a hand on your teen’s AK style assault weapon! :D

Person: They just be rights dangling. If they could focus on a compromising solution that kept everyone safe, maybe I wouldn’t have to hear or read the words “guns” and “12 dead children” like very other freaking day.
by Dopeflover May 10, 2023
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