Crunchy

basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana

me: yo you like this shit?

Friend: yeah, it’s crunchy

by goshiesgirl February 13, 2019

Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Crunchy

Another word for salty/mad.

You trash
You sound crunchy.

by BasicAsses May 27, 2018

Crunchy Sister

A brother to gossip with that feels like a sister if you're the only gorl in the family.

I texted my crunchy sister all night about watching breaking bad.

by crunchysister August 13, 2022

Crunchies

Any kind of chips

I got the crunchies, I haven't had any since last time.

by Jussomewiidwoulddofine August 30, 2022