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Daniel Craig

The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.
Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"
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Krusty Craig

When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake
Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.
by Bag Factory December 23, 2021
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Craig Casto

A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.
me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb

spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got

turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
by baked.tater March 19, 2022
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dead craig

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars
"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."
by alive craig February 19, 2022
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Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021
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Jonny Craig

A piece of shit who has messed up and dropped multiple women
Let’s take out the trash, and get rid of Jonny Craig.
by Blah_blah_blah_:) January 5, 2020
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Craig, Alaska

A small place full of kind people where everybody knows everybody and do favors for each other out of the kindness of their hearts.
Craig, Alaska is the nicest place ever!
by BayBowie April 25, 2012
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