Rolling coins

The act of sixty-nineing but strictly with bungs hole action. Imagine shining pennies with your tongue.

When I told my dad that I was rolling coins in my room he thought I was eating buttholio.

by Banana Hammie April 11, 2020

COINS

something that Bruno Powroznik has reportedly shoved up his arse in the video OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik:
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES

by peebnis_enjoyer May 16, 2020

The Serpent's Coin

The idea that on a "serpent's coin" (a coin where the head and tail are jointed -- becoming a figurative side-less coin) the odds are always erratic and unpredictable to serve as an easily understandable algorithm for our perception of infinite possibilities.

"To which what psychologically does hindsight bias and overconfidence blind us by the serpents’ coin -- to flip heads or tails for a 50/50 chance when in the unpredictable algorithm of existence the tail and head are only one i:e, the serpents’ coin."

- Alden Bernstein

Ah, must be The Serpent's Coin who decided it to rain today and for me to lose my job on the same day!

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Coin

Noun - That hotter than hot, dime pussy.

At the beach: "Did you see that naked blondie run by? That shit was coin!"

by ivyvault October 19, 2020

Coin Punch

When a game is won only because one team had more coiners.

We're all in nub armor, they bought the best gear, the damn coiners. We've been coin punched.

by Torsk July 1, 2011

5 Coin

When you miss something obvious, such as being confused about what to call a coin with a 5 on it.

Alternative: being forgetful.

You forgot to let us know what kind of coin it was; how very 5 Coin of you.

by MetalMurse October 11, 2023

sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.

Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023