BUNK

noun.; Shelf-like bed against wall: BED, especially a built-in bed that is often one of a tier; Nonsense, Humbug, Bunkum: Insincere or Foolish talk.

Everything the president says is so BUNK, without a doubt.
The jails and prisons are loaded with BUNK beds in every cell.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 19, 2022

Bunking

Ordering food at one restaurant but eating it at another

We got vegan sandwiches at Ben and Esther's but they had no indoor seating, so we ended up bunking at the Thai place next door.

by Oat Potatoes January 27, 2022

Bunks

A good geezer, a lad. Someone that knows his self worth but also is smooth with the ladies.

“Look at that lad chillin with 6 ladies, he’s such a bunks, he doesn’t even look bothered”

by Benpusheswomen February 6, 2022

Bunk

A qualitative word which when used conveys the ineffectiveness, inefficiency, inadequacy or substandard nature of something-often in reference to a drug or effects of a drug.

Yo, this stash is bunk as fuck man!

by NMLobokid October 5, 2021

Petrol Bunk

A mispronounced version of "Petrol Pump" by a bunch of retards in an echo chamber that eventually grew so loud that it made its way into the zeitgeist and is now part of the Cambridge fucking dictionary.

"We're low on gas, keep an eye out for a petrol bunk".

And then they died of dehydration in the middle of the desert because petrol bunks aren't a thing.

by Euler69 October 11, 2021

Bunk Bed

An itimate chain of people stacked laying on top of one another

When I want a three some I refer to the Bunk Bed technique.

by Jake Handlen October 12, 2021

Bunk Monk

Military slang for - Someone who spends too much time by themselves (alone) in their one man room (bunk) with the door closed and possibly locked!!

Corporal to soldier “Oi, Pte Evans 512, where is Pte Jones 627?”. Pte Evans to Corporal”Sorry Cpl, I don’t know but if I had to guess he is probably making like a Bunk Monk back in the Accommodation Block”

by Le Brun October 13, 2021