Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

Dirty boomer

When someone (typically old and short) sticks the tip of their finger up someones ass, therefore cause an erectile dysfunction while playing rainbow six siege as a doc main.

I just dirty boomered chris over there.

by Yeetus feetus deelitsmy clitou June 11, 2020

boomer-goofed

Verb, past -tense. When a member of the Baby Boomer generation makes a mistake due to their age, usually in a technological setting.

He meant to send us a meeting invite yesterday, but somehow boomer-goofed it and none of us got it.

by boomer_goofer September 30, 2020

boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

OK Boomer

A very dismissive and tired catchphrase only a year old used on social media with memes by the unsocial and smartphone-addicted Generation Z that have no interest in associating with or listening to old people (over 40) or how things used to be, even though today’s Boomers are all between 60 and 80 today. The phrase has been a success at offending older folks on social media wanting their voices heard and respect.

Boomer: When I was growing up, we were outside all day. We drank out of the water hose, rode our bikes all over the neighborhood, and didn’t come home until the street lights came on.

Z’er: OK Boomer!

by waspcoloredstain December 24, 2020

Diet Boomer

A member of Generation X who is starting exhibit some of the qualities of Baby Boomers.

My parents are so annoying; they are diet boomers.

by Electric Warrior November 5, 2020

Boomer brain

When someone exhibits or demonstrate that they have the mentality of the boomer generation.

You seriously need to stop coming at me with that boomer brain, you’re too conservative and traditional for me.

by LingDanc803 October 19, 2022