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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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blind romance

The man suffered from blind romance, similar to snow blind
by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013
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Show Blind

When you love a show so much that you become completely oblivious to the fact that it sucks
My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.

I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.
by le0pard1 September 30, 2013
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Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB
by fredfazbea October 23, 2023
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blinded by nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia aka nostalgia-blinded is some sort of a syndrome where people (especially gamers) are desperately in need of help.
Quandale Dingleberry: I miss the old Clash Royale, Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd!
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: Nah, the new update is so much better.
Quandale Dingleberry: Cap
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: You are totally blinded by nostalgia!!
by QuandaleDingleberry April 25, 2022
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Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.
OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro
by Mag 56 November 29, 2020
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Blind Vision

Blind hope, blind visions
Blind centre, one centre
Blind living and seeing
Blind hell, blind hell
Blind visions and no reasons
For action blind words
Blind visions and no reasons
No reasons for actions
In a dream when I''m reading pages full of words
The harder you look
It''s getting hard, it''s getting hard, it''s not
A dream''s a dream
In a dream when I''m reading pages
Pages full of words
It''s, it''s getting hard, it''s not
It''s not, it, it
It''s getting hard
It''s getting harder
It''s getting hard

Hold me closer now, hold me closer
That''s blind vision, blind vision
Push me harder now, harder push me harder
It''s blind hell, blind hell
Keep me spinning round and round
Blind centre, blind centre
Now I''m turning miles above the ground
That''s blind hell, blind hell, blind hell
by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021
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