Bollocks

Bollocks is a word the irish use for fuck

Me: Oh im bollocksed

American:what do you mean

Me:oh sorry i ment im fucked

by Anonamyms gurl August 19, 2021

Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.

shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!

by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012

Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.

Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.

by Oak79 June 17, 2011

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Talking bollocks

Lying about an event or situation.

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.

by Robdog July 9, 2018

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Baltic Bollocks

When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.

The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.

by urban_finder January 29, 2019