If you know an Alex, you better hope you have ten dollars. He will gladly give you the gawk gawk twisty glisty for ten bucks and a bag of cheez-its. Not to mention he had the gorilla grip ass cheeks.
by BigBootyJudy36 May 11, 2021
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They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.
If you come across an Alex run at all costs
They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.
If you come across an Alex run at all costs
John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023
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by inamra January 5, 2023
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Approach slowly at first, allow Alex to come to you as they can be shy creatures. However, once they get to know you, they will turn your life upside down and you will certainly have a great time!
Physically, Alex is athletic, beautiful and sexy. They won't be aware of their physical prowess, so make sure to let them know.
by TWIST_IT_BOP_IT November 22, 2021
Get the Alex mug.The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.
Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
by ilike(wo)men21 November 22, 2021
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