cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

Carrot cake

Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean

Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

Or

I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL

by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021

Cake

Ass or boob fat, typically used to reference a busty yoot’s bunda , cake may not be served before a pipe cleaner

Joe: gimmi some of that cake
Marry: nah bitch I’m saving it for my nigga “juice”

by LaJuice May 26, 2021

Bussing bussing cake

A cake made with 10 cups of dirt, that is made for someone who orders boba for people that they have never met. This cake is traditionally eaten on the boba generator and a Boba receivers first meeting in person. On some occasions this cake is made with a small amount of cum from the boba receiver to put the Boba generator under a spell that forces their body to give the boba receiver The most scrumptious had known to man!

Are we going to make the Bussing bussing cake for boba generator this Friday? Yes, yes we are, the head inducing kind.

by TITF MONSTER May 28, 2021

Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 9, 2021

cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.

I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.

by chives66441 June 11, 2021

Sran Cakes

The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.

Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003