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chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.
"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."
by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023
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Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home
by scaldie April 1, 2023
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Chocolate donut

Chocolate donut is a less common way to describe an Afro-American woman's reproductive organs. May also be used in context to one's anus.
"Damn, i'm so fired up that i could even tap a chocolate donut."
-"Didn't know you're into hood girls"
by Kofel9781 March 28, 2025
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Chocolate Blowgun

When a girl puts chocolate in her mouth, then proceeds to give a blowjob, leaving the penis coated in chocolate.
Yeah, dude, Sarah gave me that Chocolate Blowgun last night. It was pitch black after that
by SirGoonsAlot April 6, 2025
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Dubai Chocolate

When a wealthy Dubai gentleman pays a prostitute (usually a young American female with an Only Fans) a large sum of money to defacate on her.
"Muhammed really handed out those Dubai Chocolates to this weekend"
by HM151 April 10, 2025
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Big Chocolate

A big black man who is dominant in bed and in on Swords and Sigils.
Did you see Big Chocolate killing an entire army by yourself?
by Messor_Barbarus April 15, 2025
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