simp

a simp is a man like robogamer2465, a man that has never seen the outside nor inside of a shower. a man that reeks of carrots and cat shit. (whose mon is hot a hell)

quit being like robo you specky lil simp!

by the one and only noodles March 23, 2022

Simp

What Kirsten is but won’t admit it.

KIRSTEN is a simp. Period.

by Xxchaseatlanticxx March 24, 2022

Simp City

An imaginary city, where the citizens are people that you simp for.

Who is in your simp city?

by lmaoofimaginebeingasimp March 27, 2022

Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player or it could someone who is working way to hard to be with the person they like.

Guy 1: I like a girl a lot
Guy 2: You a simp

by suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 28, 2022

Simp

Me

I'm a simp

by Amelia. Salloo. Hehehehehehe December 25, 2020

Simp

you

no one:

absolutely no one:

you: damn my girl's so pretty she's my world

friend: SIMP!

by peydums December 25, 2020

Simp

Simp stands for "straight in my pussy" thats why so many woman also "simp" for others, especially fictional characters.
A group of simps is called a "stampede of straights" because only straight people use the word "simp" seriously.

"I'm such a simp for Katsuki Bakugou" "For real? why don't you simp for someone like Shawn Mendes"

by bbq sauce on my tiddies December 29, 2020