James

a little bitch who plays ark for 8+ hours a day

wow that "James" is such a loser! he plays are so much!

by NotHypnos December 22, 2021

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James

Short and a asshole but tells the truth

James is a dick

by Zombie Z December 27, 2021

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Captain James Kurland

The commanding officer of Deep Space Nine from 2409 onwards, as well as the captain of U.S.S. Defiant.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 13, 2022

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One of the loudest people you'll ever meet. Has a funny way of loving someone. But has a big heart. He will be there if you ever need him. Onr of the most caring people ever. You'll know him when you see him by his big smile

But has a tiny butt....

Person 1: "There goes James Mathis"
Person 2: "He has a perfect butt"

by Sgvdhvdutv May 13, 2022

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James Locke

Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.

Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy

by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022

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