Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.

by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

White Alabama roll tide

The action of where a man has his tip tied or sealed while he ejaculates multiple times, then when a woman is lactating the main ejaculates again while releasing the rest of his semen on the woman's chest while she is lactating in an up and down motion resembling a white wave while yelling roll tide.

Yeah I gave my cousin a white Alabama roll tide last night.

by Xyazo_cuk January 16, 2026

We don't roll like that

What you say when something extremely outrageous has been said to multiple people.

Person 1: Yo do y'all think that Sentry is overrated?
Person 2: We don't roll like that?

by MofotheeG February 23, 2026