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Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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zoo

A pejorative for furries. It comes from the word "zoophile" or "zoosadist"
Oh no, there is a zoo convention on my town and i need to move asap
by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025
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Open Zoo

Someone Who Associates With Anyone Especially Without A Vibe Check
Too Many Rappers Are Open Zoos Now They Collab With Anyone For Enough Money
by Litaloadeon February 28, 2025
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zoo zoos and wham whams

Zoo zoos are commissary food items sold to prisoners and wham whams are cigarettes. Circa 1980s youngins. It ain't all sweet, cabrón.
Run those zoo zoos and wham whams, Flaco! Make some moves and put some money on the books for me. Send it so I can spend it.
by Rocko Van Zetti May 24, 2023
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Me at the zoo

Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.
San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.
by iranoutofideas724 June 5, 2023
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The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe
It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?
by Sinnia March 20, 2023
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