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Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.
I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.
by Voxicles May 23, 2023
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monumental skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic
'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'
by _soul_ June 28, 2023
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trust issues

*plays amogus*
"ITS PINK!? I THOUGHT PINK WAS SAFE!! damn i got trust issues now..."
by WHOISTHIS_E January 26, 2023
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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grammar issue

when someone cant type correctly. usually its about people who dont speak english as first language
- "hi guys do you now where the soda is?"
- "major grammar issue"
by ngrokeeeee February 9, 2023
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Daddy Issues

The feeling of relief from the outside world. Having a man who understands you and loves you enough to distract you from everything in your head. It means that he knows your body and your mind equally, and never does you wrong because he knows his worth to you. He knows your actions come from a place of love, and will know the difference between you, and your mind talking. He loves you endlessly, and shows it. He doesn’t let you get out of hand, and sometimes you push him away because you’re scared of ruining things. You find peace and comfort in him when he calms you down. If he treats you like his little girl, he loves you. He treats you like the daughter you never were, and takes care of you like he’s your little princess.

Also if he knows you have a hard time falling asleep, if he can put you to sleep, you won’t be able to do it without him. The only problem is, you will only ever see him as your dad, your anxiety will grow because of the fear of losing your boyfriend and your dad in the same person. It is a scary feeling
“i have daddy issues, my boyfriend treats me like im his daughter
by sidhdbe_ October 14, 2023
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Daddy Issues

The feeling of relief from the outside world. Having a man who understands you and loves you enough to distract you from everything in your head. It means that he knows your body and your mind equally, and never does you wrong because he knows his worth to you. He knows your actions come from a place of love, and will know the difference between you, and your mind talking. He loves you endlessly, and shows it. He doesn’t let you get out of hand, and sometimes you push him away because you’re scared of ruining things. You find peace and comfort in him when he calms you down. If he treats you like his little girl, he loves you. He treats you like the daughter you never were, and takes care of you like he’s your little princess.

Also if he knows you have a hard time falling asleep, if he can put you to sleep, you won’t be able to do it without him. The only problem is, you will only ever see him as your dad, your anxiety will grow because of the fear of losing your boyfriend and your dad in the same person. It is a scary feeling
“i have daddy issues, my boyfriend treats me like im his daughter
by sidhdbe_ October 14, 2023
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