A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...
by Thornova April 13, 2020
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My girlfriend decided to surprise me with a Texas Snowman for Christmas. Frosty the snowman never tasted so good.
by Km243 August 18, 2017
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Get the Republic of Texas mug.On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.
by TomKas August 13, 2008
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Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!
by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008
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by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006
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