pseudo-diarrhea

The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate

Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

pseudo-blackpill

Common types of blackpilled people after the "incelcore" genre became popular, these people think that acting like incels will get them the touched that they have been starving for but it wont. They are worse then incels since at least incels are true to themselves, but these people? They think acting as the worst type of person (aka an incel) will get them female touch they yearn for.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Jake became blackpilled after his girlfriend left him?"
Person 2: "Jake? An incel? Dont make me laugh now, he is just faking it to get some female touch."
Person 1: "Oh, so he is pseudo-blackpilled then I guess."
Person 2: "Exactly."

by verybasedfigglebottomale November 11, 2025

Pseudo-Punctual

Being Pseudo-Punctual, or participating in Pseudo-Punctuality ( similar to Pseudo-Productive/Pseudo-Productivity) is the act of arriving to a location. or completing a task on time, at the expensive of skipping other important priorities.

E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.

"You're so punctual! How do you always get to work on time?"

"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"

by NizariahP January 25, 2025

Pseudo-UWP

Software which is supposedly designed for the “Universal Windows Platform” but is actually just a standard win32 program.

I was trying to run WhatsApp on my Xbox but then realized that it’s a pseudo-UWP application.

by Mr. IPTV the II January 27, 2025

pseudo-accent

When someone a second or third language, but with the slightest accent.

"Could you please pardon me for my choice of words, English isn't my native language."
- She said in her only slight pseudo-accent.

by BobaBoy_2010 January 29, 2025

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

Pseudo-plagiarism

The act of submitting a work of literature as your own which you did not create, nor stole from another person.

For example: Submitting an AI written essay as your own

The student was given a zero for committing pseudo-plagiarism on his assignment.

by Quill Scholar May 6, 2025