New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

Flag

Get the New to the planet? mug.

poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her

A very small and inactive account on Twitter, although everyone loves him!!!

1. "Hey, do you follow @poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her on Twitter??"
2. "Follow @poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her on Twitter guys!!"

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Flag

Get the poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her mug.

galacta planet

The best twitter gc ever to exist.

she’s so galacta planet

by baedraco June 8, 2021

Flag

Get the galacta planet mug.

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!

"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."

by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022

Flag

Get the Planeteering mug.

Planet Som

A YouTube channel about Roblox. Makes crappy and informative videos to deliver Roblox news to the community.

And yes, this was written by Planet Som himself, because he knew that nobody else would bother.

“Oh look, isn’t that some Roblox news guy from YouTube?”

“Yeah, he is Planet Som”

by planet som August 27, 2022

Flag