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Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.
I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.
by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025
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Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.
I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.
by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025
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suicidal flirting

When two people that want to off themselves hit on each other in a suicidal tone.
Random person 1: Hey me and this chick have been suicidal flirting
Random person 2: oh shit lemme see

Messages:
“Dont kys you are too beautiful to die ❤️”
“Awww, i dont want to to die either”
by Misery__ January 31, 2025
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Job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024
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job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.
by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024
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Flirting

What BangChan claims he can’t do but no one believes him.
BangChan: ‘ What is flirting? I’ve never heard of it

Stay: ‘yeah okay bud whatever you say
BangChan: *Proceeds to prove stay right *
by Lazy_stay July 3, 2024
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Flirts, fliUrts, flirtS

Flirts, fliUrts, flirtS
Flirts, fliUrts, flirtS
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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