Flame Retarded

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.

Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.

by TangClock July 12, 2009

Flaming Johnson

When you put Franks Hot Sauce around your penis then stick it in her vagina. On occasion It will give her a rash. Works well as a lubricant.

My boyfriend just gave me a Flaming Johnson. With his huge dick it finally went in but I developed a rash.

by Brett Walshaw April 1, 2008

Flaming Amazon

Lighting your girl's pubes on fire then putting it out with your own nut

Guy 1 : "Katie had her first Flaming Amazon last night"
Guy 2 : "How did that work out"
Guy 1 : "She got 3rd degree burns. What a dumb bitch"

by Lucavi A.D. February 19, 2009

flaming dildo

When a girl has been gang-Banged for over one hour straight and can no longer see clearly, and in severe cases she will see the dildos inserted into her vagina on fire, and will scream and moan, but nobody else realizes it, as she's been moaning the whole time.

Me and my friends fucked this bitch, and she started seeing flaming dildos

by Fuckmaster69 December 13, 2013

flaming carrot

an honour given to one who asks excellent questions, usually in biology

ask questions and you too can be a flaming carrot

by lookatthisgabby April 28, 2010

flaming beaver

When a red-headed chick spreads her legs, her red pubes resemble a beaver that's been set on fire.

"I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"

by beeflog January 26, 2010

Flame Spear

A game that is played with people from the land of Homoka. This game has been passed down from generation to gerneration. Older generation of the Homoka people played this game with actual flamming spears hence the name "Flame Spear". Today's generation play this game with burnt out 8 foot long GE Florescent light bulbs. The object of this game is to throw a Flame Spears in the dumpster behind work and create a loud explosion where several employees from neighboring warehouse come out to see what the ruckus is all about.

Hey Lou, I bet you can't make a 25 foot Flame Spear into the right dumpster.

by HOMOKA April 26, 2011