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Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.
"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."
by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019
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Either can be a rich snob or a psychotic retard
Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700

Person: Ethan calm down

Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
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Can be one of the most irritating people on the Earth, but you still care for him nonetheless. He is more innocent than he lets on and a really funny. He is a great imitator and kind of has a big mouth. He acts so immature a lot but you can't help looking at him like a younger brother something relevant to that. It is almost impossible to get in a relationship with him, not because you don't want to, but because he doesn't. He rarely likes anyone and most likely get into 4-5 relationships out of the course of his life. He is pretty shy at one moment but the hella cocky another, so beware of his mood changes. He's pretty athletic and LOVES to tease his friends about anything and everything.
Person 1: Why is Ethan so annoying?
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.
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Ethan is a mother fucker
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Ethan A

Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.
Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project
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The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
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A person that is often very stupid and retarded
I hate Ethan he's so retarded
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