Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

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Cape gay

It’s exit 0 off the park way .. gayest town on the east coast

“How to get to cape “gay” May ... go all the way south and turn gay “

“ you even been to cape May ? U mean cape gay “

Place where men have sex in public

by Henny god July 18, 2018

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Cape dragger

A person who is lazy and incompetent.

Man, look at that darn cape dragger over there, he doesn’t know or care what’s going on.

by Jean Claude October 1, 2018

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Cape

Wendy wouldn’t cape for you, don’t cape for her.

by Thebigpictureee August 11, 2022

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Cape of good hope

A British colony that existed from 1795-1910. it lives on as a rocky headland in Cape Town, South Africa. the Dutch first landed then possibly got Rekt by the UK so the Dutch-Africans became the Boers/Boars. it was also Probably a scam made by Portugal to waste countries time. The colony ended in 1910 To make The Union Of South Africa.

the Cape of good hope has Millions of People because of the city Cape Town.

by english-scottishladlol August 15, 2022

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