bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

kick-flick-bend-crunch

the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.

gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!

by the-ginger March 21, 2022

The Bend Zone

When you smoke the stinky ganja and you've become one with the couch.

Hey Batman tell IronMan he doesn't need to bring me his extra suit because I'm already flying in the bend zone.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins

Yo my slime u got macbook bend g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020

jenny bend

A tattoo you get whilst cooked

I was so cooked o that bender I got a Jenny Bend tattoo

by Bender 101 December 13, 2020

bending sword

When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.

we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her

by So_u_think_u_can_stance January 22, 2021

fuck bend

The contorsion of the body for certain sexual positions

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.

by Rayven00 March 30, 2021