Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"
Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
by Cynical Man December 3, 2025
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James is such a cute little snowflake, he wanted to check that woman's genitals before she used the bathroom.
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I was walking form your mom's house, minding my own business, when a flurry of unconsensual snowflakes ambushed my mouth.
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Normal person: Monster Jam is stupid
Snowflake: SHUT THE FUCK UP MONSTER JAM IS NOT STUPID!!!
Twitter/X user: *posts a tweet saying that being obese is a choice*
Snowflake: HE'S SOOOOO CANCELLED!!!
Snowflake: SHUT THE FUCK UP MONSTER JAM IS NOT STUPID!!!
Twitter/X user: *posts a tweet saying that being obese is a choice*
Snowflake: HE'S SOOOOO CANCELLED!!!
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That is where you give your partner a cream pie and you have then spread their arms and legs and spin on your dick.
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