Brain Slug

An idiot to the infinite power. Someone so stupid that even being in their presence can make you stupider. Worst part about a brain slug is that they don't know how stupid they are/sound. They may often use large words to appear smart

Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.

Reggie: For 20 pts what is 10x1?

Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18

Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by Mayor McCheesenstein July 15, 2013

Slug wenker

A person who wenks off in public restrooms slowly, while everyone else waits outside plugging or hold their apingals in discomfort.

There's a slug wenker in the head and I got a turtle peeping out.

by Vince Garcia June 11, 2006

banana slugs

cool little yellow slugs that can meditate on sweatshirts.

DUDE!!! She has a banana slug sweatshirt. It's like so totally meditating. I must have one now!!! *steals*

by colorguardhobbit October 9, 2004

salty slug

A salty slug is a sexual act which involves the use of cocaine. It is performed by making a "line" on a penis and then a woman proceeds with giving the male a blowjob while trying to snort as much cocaine as possible.

Guy 1: You do anything freaky lately?

Guy 2: Yeah, I had this bag of coke and let this chick give me a salty slug!

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 17, 2006

Banana Slug

The act of taking one's flacid penis, putting(or slapping) it on another's face, and getting an erection. A form of foreplay.

The way he banana slugged her in that video was disgusting.

by Anonymous2744 March 18, 2011

slug slut

A male or female who tries to stay classy, elegant, civil in a public setting, however with the mix of alcohol, drugs, or their whorish ways does a 180° and turn for the worse. Slug sluts tend to get sloppy, crave sexual body parts, love and want kittens and never want to stop the party as the center of attention, good or bad. Slug sluts tend to have some body hair, dominantly are white in color, tend to be more dominant in females. Slug sluts also have a icon/symbol they look up too. A rainbow slug with a 1930's female head attached to the body! (Google slug slut images) You may ask yourself can you get rid of the slug slut name once you have it, the answer is no...pictures, memories and friends will always know who you are!

Whorish ways, slug slut, google

by Meowyoudoin January 26, 2014

blood slug

those chunks in your period.

i had a mega blood slug come out of my vagina today.

by jesus gloria christ March 22, 2011