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Simon Sinek

A corporate cultural phenomenon who is fascinating in that he has become insanely popular while saying almost nothing of substance. If there is any theme to be found in Sinek's videos, it is pandering to wealthy Boomer management and talking down to millennials and average workers. He is fond of teaching people the value of "hard work" at a corporation and thinking of your boss as your parent, guidance counselor and role model while ignoring major economic factors that have shifted over the past 70 years that make most jobs fruitless. Ironically if he wanted to give real advice, it would be encouraging people to start their own businesses, be self-sufficient and get out of debt, but no corporation in their right mind would hire him to say that.

If you have a LinkedIn network >100 people, it is almost impossible to scroll your feed without seeing one of his inane videos reposted by a tryhard middle manager for imaginary clout.
Simon Sinek: "Did you know that management is harder than just being an employee? People like Ray Dalio have it hardest of all!"
Average Worker: "My boss's generation could pay for college with a summer job and could buy a house in their 20's. I will rent for life, can barely afford to keep up on my bills and management is outsourcing my job to modern-day slaves."
Simon Sinek: "Leaders eat last! Millennials are entitled! Inspire action! Start with why!"
by Corporate Hell December 5, 2021
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David Simon

the creator and primary show-runner of The Wire.
For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.
by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015
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simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
by 00Daddy November 22, 2019
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Simon Cowell

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced cunt.
by Johndoe567 July 20, 2022
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simon kalivoda

allison REAL bf. a very hot man who just so happens to be the bf of allison<3333
person 1: whoa, who's that hot guy?
person 2: that's simon kalivoda, allison's bf
by Sadie Sink Simp August 21, 2021
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Simon says

the rituals wherein the parishoners sit, stand, and kneel at different times of a mass.
I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says bullshit.
by Julia's Gay Friend March 28, 2005
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Simon Fierce

a.k.a The Houdini
The name says it all. At age 6 he climbed Mount Everest in 1 hour 27 minutes, and 8.9 seconds. He's traveled all around the world, and to the moon... in the same day. He benches two tons, to warm up. Lightweight? Certainly not. He can drink 7 times his body weight. It's called the Simon Fierce breakfast. The Chicago Cubs wanted to sell themselves to him, but graciously refused. It always gets crazy when you party with Simon Fierce. But don't worry, he always pulls out just in time.
"Can you handle fierce? Simon Fierce? I can... at Turnabout."
-Stephanie B.
by Mamma Fierce January 16, 2009
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