rusty cleveland

Taking a fat dump right before you take a dick up the ass.

Larry told me tonight he wants to try anal , so I had to squeeze in a rusty cleveland before he got here.

by rusty cleveland February 19, 2018

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.

"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."

by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020

Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.

Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.

by Haert November 20, 2021

Rusty Tab

Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch

I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.

by Collygreens October 9, 2012

Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012

Rusty lunchbox

When a woman is on her period and you go down on her butt hole and she poops in your mouth so you spit in into her vagina.

she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the Rusty Lunchbox.

by didyurgirlfriend October 19, 2011