Fapioca Pudding

When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.

My wife is so pissed that I made her eat my fapioca pudding.

by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 12, 2018

Weak Pudding

Weak Pudding can be used in two ways.

1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.

2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.

Bill: Man, I just cant seem to get any girls to like me. I dont know what it is, I must be a Doo Doo Head.

Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.

by Chyef December 12, 2019

That's so pudding

Something lame or super rough. An audible representation of "😫".

Girl: "My mom took away my phone because I skipped school."
Boy: "Man, that's so pudding!"

by On top of spaghettioli June 6, 2019

That's so pudding

That's so pudding is gross like someone just spit in your face

M: "why aren't you going to my party tonight?"
K: "I'm grounded right now!"
M: "that's so pudding!"
K: "I know, right?!"

by On top of spaghettioli June 7, 2019

Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.

by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019

pudding shoe

N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.

"Tammy's been on Cletus like a cheap suit all night. I bet she's got the ol' pudding shoe

by Dan Diggler1180 January 3, 2018

pudding puss

To pout or otherwise show a facial expression of dissapointment usually over insignificant or trivial matters.

(Old time east coast United States slang.)

What's with the pudding puss, you can't always get what you want.

by Dee dee ranged October 4, 2017