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mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically
If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .
by mix March 29, 2015
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Poke-Asshole

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.
That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!
by DEthington July 16, 2016
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gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
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Poke-Hentai

A type of hentai that includes Pokémon or a character wearing a Pokémon outfit.
Poke-Hentai can be very hot and sexual when performed well.
by A cat-dog May 6, 2019
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Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction
Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019
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mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.
I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.
by JlinkinX December 26, 2017
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Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.
Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.
by Blades-runner December 30, 2017
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