Nonce

A dirty filthy wanker who diddles kids.
Should not be approached without the intention of beating up or restraining to be picked up by police.

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey! Why are you hurting him?
Massive Legend(s): He's a dirty nonce!

by empelon February 15, 2019

big fat nonce

A big fat pedo

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce

by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019

Nonce

Slang term for peodophile

“Wow, I heard GEORGE RECINI is a massive nonce!”

by elintillyjarman September 18, 2018

Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.

Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night”

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”

by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018

Nonce

(UK) slang for pedo or pedofile

You man did you just call you're girl a nonce?

by ARandomSpeciman May 26, 2018

Nonce

A insult to a person who seems a bit odd

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Nonce

Usually a person who is strange and smells like shit

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019