Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head

"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"

by Zarisoll May 10, 2020

Nob head

A Nob head is a different way of calling someone a dick head but if you have older parents the may think nob is made up so i would start to you use it (;

Shut up you nob head.

Mate your such a nob.

by Your nacks June 26, 2020

Nob

Nob basically means a small penis

"Charlie has a small nob"

by Coolguywithabigdick7789 July 7, 2020

Flog nob

a flog nob ( also flognob , flog knob , flogknob ) is a wander. A puller of cock.

Damn man , Larry Emdur on Channel 9 Australia is such a disliked flog nob.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020

nob grunge

A grunger that appears to have an oversized penis on their forehead, generally gets arse raped by several men of its evening.

Jack Branch

by Stezza September 15, 2003

Nob Whistle

Ostensibly a complete nob which supports only one function, to make an irritating noise.

Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.

by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."

Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!

by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023