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Gavin the midget

He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew
Lmao see that midget over there he must be a Gavin the midget
by wee tod February 7, 2020
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Midget Mack

by TeyBenn August 12, 2020
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Midget Ribbit

When a vertically challenged person inserts a Frog or Toad up the rectum and then proceeds to push it out while hovering over their partner.
I regret going to the strip club and ordering the "Midget Ribbit" special.
by Trashy Morgan November 6, 2020
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Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
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cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.
Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!
by Hippiemeister August 8, 2012
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Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.
Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!
by legitBOSS December 15, 2011
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Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.
There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!
by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011
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