Deploy the Marines

To deficate.

MM3: "MM1, I'm gunna run to the head and deploy the Marines."

MM1: "Oorah, go get some."

by SailorJoe March 8, 2010

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Reverse Marine

Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:

-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters

Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.

Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!

by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010

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twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.

I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!

by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010

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cod marine

Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...

Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military

Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...

by Major Woody March 2, 2014

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