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Mysterious Orbs

Hym "Wait... You guy know that I'm the original guy who was talking about the weaponized schizophrenia right? There were never 2 weaponized schizophrenia guys. I'm the only one. I did it under a different name but the Gmail account has always been the same. If you trace my emails back to when Urban Dictionary still had rejection letters that still went out you'll see that I still have rejection letters. Right? No you. Something something non-sequitur. That was all me. The hot ones where purple. When I said I was Noah I wasn't claiming to be Noah and I elaborated when I said it both in the actual post and in the subsequent post. That's were the Gojo powers come from. Reversal Red (No you) Blue is something-something non-sequitor. And Gojo say something about twilight in the incantation before using hollow purple. That's a reference to me saying chicks were into Robert Patinson from Twilight? Remember? That was me. Using Jordan's. Did a thing about the relationship between Jungian Psychology and anime. I'm doing a thing here guys this was supposed to come around full circle a lot faster than it did you guys are slow as fucking dogshit. And now we got mysterious orbs in the sky is the anti-spiral going off!? You guys need to hurry the fuck up then."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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head unit mystery

The phenomenon where the original head unit of a test car is unknown, as its head unit has already been swapped with an aftermarket one
I couldn't figure out why the sound quality was so amazing during the test drive—turns out it was just a head unit mystery with that aftermarket stereo!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.
Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.
by CocoPapa November 11, 2025
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Post-mystery tristesse

Post-mystery tristesse: the regret and unhappiness you suffer after a particularly effective cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened
Oh no, they can’t do that! They can’t leave us here!?! We have to wait a WEEK to find out what the hell HAPPENED!?! The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me for real assorted groans
by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025
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Post-mystery tristesse

The grief, rage and regret you suffer after a particularly effective mystery cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened
Oh no! They can’t do that! And now we have to wait a WEEK to find out what the HELL happened?!? The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me! Augh!!!! assorted screams and groans
by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025
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mystery box

Buildings like church, psychologist's office, police office, and fire station, with the exterior that makes you wonder how the interior looks like
That old factory turned art studio is such a mystery box; the outside looks like a forgotten relic, but you can only imagine the creative chaos inside!
by Emotional Cruiser November 30, 2025
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A weird ass animated film where the globglogabgalab meme was born that’s meant to teach people about Christianity or something along those lines
strawinsky and the mysterious house is a weird film. But if it’s about Christianity why is it like an acid trip then?
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