John

A suicidal guy who's vegan that for some reason likes Twizzlers and is rumored to shoot up the school one day. He also smokes a lot of weed.

Person 1:" Woah that guy looks suicidal for a vegan, you think he might shoot up the school before he dies"
Person 2:" Nah nah nah nah, that's just a "John", you find a lot of those in hell holes like this high school.

by Homosexuals In Hawaii November 22, 2017

John

Basically a complete faggot with no money doesn't know how to take care of cars with a small penis and has no friends at all

Wow, Johns a faggot.

by Eternal Grey November 30, 2017

John

A migit that gets all the hoes and has many names and is kind and funny

John is from asia

by Dr.Chopsticks March 3, 2018

John

Piece of shit. Also ironically the name of a toilet in the UK

I am going to take a shit on the John

by Supercoolman16 February 27, 2017

John

John is a term used for describing shit. He is a ugly , crazy , stupid , old man , and a liar who is most likely to die alone. No one likes him. Not even trashcans.

Hey look at that trash over there, it's so John!

He failed his classes, He's John!!!!

by jjJohn bennet November 3, 2017

John

A person with the biggest penis ever! It reaches from 7-10 WOW !
Even though he is white he has a big dick. Girls love him and he is rich.

John is the best

by John5386;38 January 23, 2017

John

A type of lad with a small penis that is physically incapable of ejaculating his load.

John wanked and did not cum

by Battyman3000.5chickenfilla July 26, 2017