The Bulgar Slayer himself, possibly the greatest gigachad in history. This was Byzantine emperor for 50 years. During his reign he conquered the First Bulgarian Empire and incorporated Armenia diplomatically. Alongside that he was succesful domestically and ruled over the Byzantine empire during it's peak of power. He was a great general who while campaigning gave him no privileges over the standard soldier which led to the army loving him. He would also found the Varangian guard which was far more loyal than the Praetorian guard. He was probably the greatest Byzantine emperor.
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When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.
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Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."
Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"
Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."
Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"
Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"
Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."
Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"
Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"
Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"
Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "
Moses "YES!"
Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
Exodus II
Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"
Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."
Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"
Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"
Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."
Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"
Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"
Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"
Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "
Moses "YES!"
Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
Exodus II
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
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John: "Yo did you know that Travis' real name is Jacques Bermon Webster II?"
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."
by dumfooz but the real one November 4, 2023
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Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Synchronicity II
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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The main players are still the same with allies aboard the ISS.
The main players are still the same with allies aboard the ISS.
After Elon's plans to go to mars, it sparked another space race to planets instead of small celestial bodies.
We'll call it Space Race II.
We'll call it Space Race II.
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