semen hose

Another improper term for a penis or male genitalia

I totally fucked Stacy with my semen hose the other night

by Extreme moisture February 3, 2018

hose guy

Most dangerous thing that exists ever

The hose guy can destroy anything

by Mooseymoose1235 January 20, 2017

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.

Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.

by BurningMedic August 21, 2020

hose pleaser

A Pleaser of Hoses

You're a hose pleaser!

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013

Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is really a hose slinger.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012